Shortly before Christmas (during the in-law visit), I went to dinner at a local BBQ joint with a fellow firefighter. One of the fixtures of this particular restaurant is a dispenser for various advertisement postcards right outside the men’s room.
This dispenser has proven interesting over the years. Its how I first learned about the movie Secretary, when there were postcard-sized versions of the (spanko) infamous movie poster with the tag line “Assume the position”. I still have one of those cards floating around somewhere, in fact. Its had underwear ads with rather suggestive poses. And its had a bunch of junk too.
This time, as my friend and I went to wash our hands before dinner (having come from the fire station), he said, “Oh, you’ve got to see these.”
These turned out to be postcards with actual self-adhesive Perrier bottle labels with various emotions (all ending in “-ier”) in place of the “Perrier”. Happier, Peppier, etc. The labels are the same size as the actual bottle labels and are distributed by Perrier as a gimmick to customize your Perrier bottle.
Of course, this is the one I had to pick up.
Only thing that would have been better would be “Naughtier” or “Brattier”.
Happy New Year everyone!
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Here is a little information about this birch bundle made from very thin ends of twigs. If you use this tool you’ve got a form of correction which gives an intense pain but it nevertheless leaves no marks that don’t disappear in about one day. You don’t have to use much force here—it isn’t neccesary, the pain builds up slowly and you can keep up the good work for half an hour for a lasting impression in your wife’s mind. This isn’t cruel at all compared to using a cane which you can use only a very short time and therefore doesn’t cause the lasting memory effect you want to achieve.
Have in mind that this birch branch bundle dries very quickly. You can easily soften it by putting it into a big cheramic bowl or anything with hot water. It then becomes as good as new and fresh. I think that these implements that are mentioned here very often are too harsh and nearly cruel! With this natural, silent and free tool one makes the dear wife’s behind get this neccessary, intense pain without bruises and scars.
I strongly recommend a bundle of about ten, very thin branches from a birch tree, for example! A proper length can be about one foot two.It should look like this, perhaps with even thinner ends of the twigs:
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No noise at all, (at least from the tool), and very effective but still harmless.
You can normally start up with 20 to 30 slaps with open hand and then use this bundle! If you want to be very silent you of course use this method immediately,
It is a very mild form of spanking at the beginning but after about 150 lashes it makes a sharp, stinging feeling that can not be ignored.Then you pause for a minute or two and then continue. All of this can and should be done several times but of course it is up to yourselves. Do not forget, during a maintenance spanking, to communicate with caresses and hugs. We love our wives, don’t we!
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