The first example, our hero looks for a little relief on the streets. He spots a suitable lady on a street corner and makes his commercial arrangement. They go up (or down) the stairs and before the door closes she has his fly open. The light is not good but he makes out a tattoo or two and wonders about the cold sore on her cheek. By now he is questioning his decision but he has already paid. He wants to check the use by date on the condom pack.


Unfortunately, I had to move the entire blog due to a technical hiccup. (read more here:

The entire blog has moved!)

That’s why I moved all posts to my new blog: read more here:


But the big news is … Spankozblog is back!

New articles can be found at the homepage ( ) – we had to delete and reload the entire database, and given that the new blog is already up, I gave this blog to an old friend of mine, who will continue writing here.

Thanks !